Takes a lickin, keeps on drivin

Ignore the speed. Check out that odometer!

Some saved my life tonight

What a blur. I've pulled all-nighters before, but I don't think I've done it under these circumstances before. I shouldn't be any more specific than that. I have male readers. My women readers might have a clue to what I'm referring to. Be that as it may, I had to make the commute to Philly, take a test, draw a nearly naked model, and make it back in rush hour traffic without falling asleep. I was pretty good til I got on route 55. It's so boring. I was fading then. Luckily, I had Lady Gaga in the car and I forced myself to sing along just to stay awake! So... really.. Lady Gaga saved my life!

Why was she your best wife?

I drive by this church everyday on my way to the train station. I love the sign. It's not a shock to me that God loves U2. After all, they're a humanitarian, God-loving band. Plus, they're awesome. And bonus, now I can rest assured that Bono did NOT sell his soul to the devil.