Another day, another $5 dollars.

Twosday, ya'll.

my exciting Monday

wake, eat, work. work, work, walk. work, work, eat. work, work, walk. work, work, bath.
work, work, sleep.

Ollie ollie oxin free

Are there male palm readers and psychics?
You don't see many of them, do you? I wonder why that is.

Once upon a dream

Saw Inception. Slept through the whole thing.

It's time

Had dinner (liquid diet) with a smuck [sic] then saw Dinner with Schmucks. It would have been a great day if my car wasn't the biggest schmuck of them all.

Impudent piece of crockery

To and fro, stop and go, that's what makes the world go 'round

If you pick your ass, I'm gonna tell people.

Why do I get hangovers minus the alcohol?

Good Day Sunshine

(Rittenhouse Square)

The watchman is on duty

Lindenwold, I'm home

Weren't no tornado here.

Happy 3rd Birthday to my nephew!

Samuel is 3!
Word to the wise, get out of his way and do not, I repeat, do not sing to him.

OC 2010

SHAKE n BAKE!

Gizmo is addicted to barking

WE ARE FIGHTING! RAR!

p.s. don't think that muzzle stopped him from barking whatsoever either.

hey is for...

Horsies.

A Transformer died in my building

A Transformer exploded and I had to skip my class to ensure Gizmo wasn't suffocated.
Fuck you, Decepticons. You're a fist full of assholes.

BOOM BOOM POW

There's even thunderstorms in Lindenwold. It was simply terrifying.

Somehow we survived. Somehow..

Shoulda went to Kawa

Hi Millville, I came back for a visit!

I'm being stalked by Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks Movies I Have Seen Since Moving:

1. 1. Sleepless in Seattle
2. Joe Versus the Volcano
3. Catch Me If You Can
4. Forest Gump
5. The Man With the One Red Shoe
6. Bachelor Party
7. You've Got Mail
8. A League of Their Own
9. Turner and Hooch

Tom Hanks Movie I'd Like to See but is Never On:
The 'Burbs

the anatomy of a horse

Numba 9