I swear to God that never happens

Went out shopping with my mother and when we saw this she said, "you haven't had a new one in a long time" and was ever so kind enough to get this for me. It got me thinking about how many people even know I have my naval pierced. Can't be more than a handful, really. So, hey world, I have my naval pierced! I have since I was 16. Unlike many girls that got it around that time, I didn't really show mine off nor did I get it infected and have to remove it. I remember a girl in my driver's ed class who sat behind me and picked puss off of her naval ring. Revolting. I'm surprised the sight of it didn't give me an infection.