hold on, hold on that's not how the pigeons do it

Well, the 4th of July was a total bust. Got up late, unsuccessfully avoided the unavoidable, and worst off, saw no fireworks! What a sham! Today wasn't much of an improvement. I cleaned high and low and tried to make it to iHOP before it closed and failed. Furthermore, most of my cleaning efforts were somewhat destroyed by the damp feet of dirty dogs. But my parents are finally coming home tomorrow and it'll be awesome to only have to tend to one annoying dog rather than two. Gizmo and I need a break!