"GROSS, I THINK IT”LL LAST MAXIMUM OF A WEEK. NICOLE BETTER WATCH HER MAN CAUSE AFTER THIS WHOR* GETS DUMPED BY HIM SHES GOING FOR JOEL"
"ekkk…she is such a skank. Must she sleep with everyone in Hollywood."
"probably just ended as I type this"
"A tip to Benji: Don’t date a woman that has larger feet than you, and has had more STD’s than how old you are."
"Promiscuous Paris is all over town, and what-in-God’s- name is Joel thinking ? We all know he’s on the rebound, and if some random sex is what he’s looking to get with 3-minutes Hilton, why didn’t he just go pay hooker?" -- I hope she meant Benji, not Joel...
and my all-time favorite:
"paris hilton is a back with a crack and a pack of meds. benji tell me u aint serious."