Monday, May 17, 2010

Vampires suck

I was bitten by a vampire. Clearly. But it's not what you think. Not at all. Movies and literature are misleading. They lead you to believe that you'll die or become an immortal yourself. Well, neither of these things are true. I didn't get real pale or crave blood. I don't sparkle in the sunshine or play baseball in rain storms. Actually, I'm just the same as I was except so itchy. So, so itchy. Stupid vampires! They're like ticks! Where's the romance!?

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