we can't go back, it won't be the same

Though this picture doesn't do it justice, this was the swankiest McDonald's I'd ever stepped foot in. It was surprisingly clean and calm with music that brought us back to our 6th grade soft rock pasts with the romantic hits of Celine Dion, Chicago, Sting, etc. The booths were black and stylistic and entirely foregin to the likes of your usual McDonald's. How can this be? Well, the answer lies in the rejection of my Corporate Coupon. In order to have a swanky fast food joint, you sacrifice a few perks. In privately owned McDonald's (which I find to be incrediably contradictory to the whole idea of a McDonald's), they don't listen to "the man". They play by their own rules! They're not giving away food! They've got interior decorator bills to pay! So, you better just take your complaint coupons elsewhere!