sleeps in the hole in the road

High Anxiety - Whenever you’re near
Ooh, ’Xiety - It’s you that I fear
My heart’s afraid to fly
It’s crashed before
But then you take my hand
My heart wants to soar
once more. (key change!)

... High Anxiety, you win.

Yeah, it's just one of those Mel Brooks days, I guess. Making a lot of decisions really screws with my head. I don't ever want to be a "Decision Maker" aka the President. There is just far too many decisions and those decisions effect thousands of lives whereas the decisions I'm making only effect a limited number of people. Hm. That's probably a good perspective to have about it, really. But it doesn't seem to be helping. I'm going to go vomit.


ps. thanks for the help, decision making friends! just trying to make a decision amongst all that.

you always did have such good pants on

I took this photo today during a lovely brisk walk with Gizmo, Zoee, and my busy and important mother. It's pretty obvious when you look at these photos close up which end is really up, but before you do click to enlarge them, have a guess! Though I know ya'll are going to lie. Bert McCrakin told me about people like you!

And is it just me or is it totally crazy that such beautiful landscape is in MILLVILLE? But, if you want to visit this spot yourself, wear bug spray. I came home with a seriously swollen hand after the mosquitoes attempted to devour me hand first.

Gizmo is makin me crazy

Jamie, I've been practicing at home and I can so cross my eyes without looking at your finger! I'm kicking ass in "Are you Smarter than a 4 yr Old?" Don't hate cuz you ain't! I had another picture of me doing that cross one eye thing but it's too terribly embarrassing looking for me to post for the world to see. I have an album dropping soon! Gotta be cool!

ew, she shot him in the head.

Gizmo and I have taken a few walks through Mt. Pleasant Cemetery recently. It's basically across the street from my house and it's a good place to take a quiet walk so Gizmo doesn't get honked at so much. While we were there today, I was inspired to make a little something. I don't have the same sort of camera functions on my camera as Jamie does so this isn't anywhere near as cool as the teaser she made, but I just thought it was a cool way to show a panoramic view of our old hometown cemetery. Whenever I'm there, I try to find the oldest gravestone that I can and today I found one with someone born in 1760. I thought that was pretty awesome. I need to get over this cold so I can do musical things instead of time wasters!

sun, sun, sun here it comes!

I wanted chocolate cupcakes so I made them. For the first time ever, I made cupcakes for me to enjoy rather than someone else. They're pretty splendid and adorable for cupcakes. They have pink frosting and sprinkles. I don't know if that's girlishly lame, or just totally sweet. I'm going to go with totally sweet. And that is how they taste too. But not TOO sweet like store bought ones. These are QUALITY. And they're mine, bitches, all mine! I might share. If I like you. But I wouldn't count on it!

I nearly died, I nearly died!

Listening to too many terrible Beatles covers can make you sick. Literally sick. Not "sick" in the sense of throwing up or being seriously awesome, but give you a sore throat, head, and stomach. No bullshit. I blame Regina and "various artists" on the Across the Universe Movie soundtrack. In the exception of Eddie Izzard. His wasn't so bad. The rest of ya'll should keep your day jobs! Especially you, Evan Rachel Wood! UGH! So, be warned and be weary. It could happen to you!

you are not the new nazi

First and foremost, I love Regina Spektor. When I list my influences and inspirations, she is always the 3rd one I mention. The Beatles, John Lennon, then Regina. And though I did love the show very much, I wish I could have been spared of hearing her cover of "Real Love". It kind of ruined the end of the show for me. It really upset me. It made me really sad and then just annoyed. I hate covers of John Lennon songs. I hate the removal of his voice from his songs. It always depresses me. That's as far into the explanation that I feel like going into. I already gave myself a headache from crying at the end of The U.S. vs John Lennon. So that's plenty of patheticness for one night.

I'm at a very impressionable age

Gizmo and I went for a walk today and Gizmo got honked at twice in the short stroll we had. Yeah, he's that hot.

one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

Random Uninteresting Fact about Me: I'm afraid of the dark. And probably because of this light. This light automatically comes on when a sensor on it senses that it is getting dark. This light shines into the back bedroom and the bathroom in our house and the back bedroom was the nursery for us little ones. Being the last born, the nursery was later just transformed into my bedroom. So from a very, very young age on, I never slept in the complete dark. Always could basically see where you were going, what you were doing, but without hindering slumbering. Like an automatic night light. That's a comfortable setting for me. Any darker and I get a bit nervous and claustrophobic. Thank God for the comforting glow of screen savers and TV sets!

In other completely unrelated news, 77 Cleaners & Shoe Repair better not harm my beloved boots! I'll cry! A lot!

shut your mouth, I just can't take it

Nobody reads my blog but I'm just trying to post it "EVERYWHERE"!

are you a friend?

I am so frustrated and so tired and I just want to go to bed, but I want to make it clear to the very few people that read this blog and are aware of my band that the album is not finished. You can't believe everything you read in blogs these days. Even when you think the source is reliable, they can sometimes use misleading words and get the hopes up of many little boys and girls around the world. A misinformed blog can be a dangerous thing. But if I say anything else on this topic, my bassist will never speak to me again. ever. or something.

no, not for them, for you

We spent about 8 hrs at the studio wrapping up the long awaited album of the most talked about band at Ye Old Oar House; JeNell & the Yets. Eight hours is a long time to be anywhere except bed, but as you can see, we're pretty FIERCE! It'll be good to be finished, but I'm not looking forward to the arduous task of getting the album pressed. Wish me luck, friends... and send me all your money! ;)

[man, my camera does the coolest tricks....]

I'm the wrong guy to play hide-n-seek with

Despite all the fuss and me nearly crying at the vets (again), Gizmo's itchy skin woes seem to be all better now. Or at least on the mend. Not a cheap solution, but an effective one, so in the end, it's worth it. Oh, if only my own itchy skin woes were so easy to solve. Though, I guess I can't complain too much. It's not become such a hindrance to my life that I can't go buy toilet paper, though. THANK FUCK!

can't you see that you're just scaring me?

Just when I was ready to email these dudes, they finally came through! Plus, the pins turned out ok so that's another relief! Good timing too because after the band played the Oar House tonight we've become Millville's most sought after act ever. Exaggeration? I don't even know what that word means... Get ready South Jersey, Jenell & the Yets are going to rock you all.... October long.. Maybe longer. Maybe not. Oh sigh. I can say no more. Come check us out in October. Do it. Take my word for it. I mean, why not? I can say no more.

it's just that no one makes me feel this way

If I don't call the vet and make an appointment for Gizmo tomorrow, I think he'll probably really bite my face off. If not my face, he will be eating someone alive. More than likely himself.

It's some sort of poetic justice that I would get a dog with allergies.

you better heat up that miracle

This photo is a diagram model of the movie Die Hard. Also known as the movie I'm watching right now instead of working. Ze Germans shouldn't mess with John McClaine. Especially when he's being represented by a bunny. Yippy-ki-yay, melon farmers!

this song has a really long instrumental bit

Once upon a time when I lived in West Chester, there was a bag similar to the one pictured in a Forever 21 sort of establishment. I liked it, but it was like $30 or something so I forewent it. Later, I was kind of kicking myself because I wished I'd gotten it. Days later, I went back and it was gone! A bag travesty! Well, today I found this bag and I am super glad I didn't pay $30 for the other one because this one is even more badass and the price actually reasonable! How much? Well, whatever 15% off of $9.99 is! Oh snap my mom and I are good at finding the deals!

the rain will bring you down

I'm still not quite sure why Andrew & Amy originally decided to hit up Historic Philly one-on-one considering they both said things to lead me to believe the drive up and the 10 minutes of the time they spent in Philly without JeNell & the Yets were teetering on awful. Be that as it may, it was an interesting outing. I thought it was better than sitting at home, but I don't know if everyone agreed or not. Matt and Anthony showed up as well. Matt got pretty drunk, to my surprise. Got some potentially grave news, but I'm trying to push that out of my head until it's an actual problem rather than a possible possibility. And I found $5.

forgiveness is a lot like saying sorry

Matt and Nathan must be incredibly bored people because for some weird reason when they heard that Jamie and I were going to the Oar House tonight, they both wanted to come. But it was totally awesome because the best cover band in Millville was playing. Yeah, that's right, Subculture! They're going to be even more amazing at the Pumpkin Show on October 13th. Why? Cuz I got majority vote; I'm going to be making a cameo and singing on a few songs! Considering how long it's taking me to get Jimmy in gear with the Yets, this cameo in Subculture may be my first ever performance with a live band where I get to just sing! So excited! And completely off topic, look at Jamie's adorable Coronita. It's a beer cute enough for kids! Kid sized; Jamie approved!

you I can't replace cuz you got my favorite face

Sayreville, NJ is so fucking stupid. I know that NJ is basically considered the armpit of the country and I don't tend to jump up to defend my home state often, but I will say that South Jersey is so much better than North Jersey. I know there's plenty of people that would probably disagree with me, but every time I have to go up that way, I get lost. Directions or not, I get lost. I might as well not have directions because I'm going to get lost anyway. But tonight we got so lost we actually missed AOM's set. Luckily, we didn't have to pay for the tickets or else that'd really be a bust. But we did have to endure the frustration of being quite lost shortly followed by the frustration of terrible music. But overall, tonight was a good night anyway. I learned a lot about merch selling and nipples. Plus, rumor has it that Citizen will be AOM's first and last album ever. Don't take my word for it. There's a slim chance they could go on. On that note, I must add that I've never been quite so amazed with "Hemmingway". He's a one of a kind talent. BTW, Lisa, Vintz gives up on you, you Starting Line fan who won't buy their album which he sang his heart out on! And with that ends another successful run of insane days.

is that what you'd want to view?

Jamie found out the hard way that the House of Blues in Atlantic City has a seriously strict camera restriction, but with my meager camera on my phone I took this. It's crazy weird to attend an AOM show where I can hardly see, they only play 5 songs, and I'm surrounded by a bunch of Used fans. It's crazy weirder yet to be asked when my birthday is by some stranger in the casino. And even crazy weirderer to walk away from the person and then be stopped by him again and then slip away again only to be followed to the bathroom and then SCARY weird crazy to see the same dude WAITING FOR US TO COME OUT! But, luckily, we lost crazy stalker guy by pretending we were way busy and important on our cell phones and escaping back to the HOB area where he could not follow! But even more crazy weirdererer? The stalker was Vintz in disguise!!!!!!! WHA CHA!

you could ruin my day before it's begun

Went to NYC and as you can probably surmise from the photo, we were guests on the Conan O'Brien show. Yeah, I thought it was kind of odd that they gave us tickets and wrist bands which would give you the impression that we were part of the audience despite the fact that we were guests on the show. I guess that's so we wouldn't be mobbed on the street by people jealous of the close proximity we'd soon be to the one and only Conan the O'Brien. I hope ya'll caught it, though. We were awesome. Like not as good as Paul Giamatti, but way better than Alyson Hannigan and Bad Religion. Squashed all the rumors about me being Jewish, playing the trumpet, and all those rumors that Jenell and the Yets were breaking up. There will be no The Original Jenell and the Yets just the original Jenell and the Yets. Ya saavy?

those flashing lights come from everywhere

Despite the fact that this video was taken on my mother's camera, she was for some reason unable to know how to delete things off of it? I forgot to do it but when you start filming something and it says the memory is empty then you should just delete a few things. I could see if there was a lot of things on it that you haven't saved on the computer yet, but there was a whopping 4 other things on the camera. Why was there no memory? Because there was two other videos on there. The ones from the Bus Stop Cafe that came out too dark. Which just goes to show you how often they use that camera. Had they picked it up one time to use it, they would have had to delete something off to use it. Annoying? Yes. Should I fire her again? I want to, but normally she's the only one there to do the job! Lisa, be our filmographer already! It's getting sad! Who am I kidding? It's long past sad!

you don't have to say what you did

Why is it that whenever Jamie wants to go to the mall to buy something, I'm the one that winds up spending money?

she wouldn't get out of the car

If it's possible, Millville was somehow even more dead tonight than usual. I don't know where the hell everyone was, but I surely hope it was worth it for them! But, all of the current and potential Yets came out to support the JeNell and those are some of my favorite people. So, whatever Millville and Volkswagen and computers and canker sores and daily cephalalgia! I don't need ya! I got Revelation Records support and the love of the Yets. So, cast out all your bets, we only play 3 sets, and that's all you gets - so - fuck you!

everything is so annoying

Today was stupid. Tomorrow better be smarter. In fact, I might even go so far as to say that today was superbad. And, that's all I have to say about that. And, dammit Volkswagen, I need my car back. And, fuck this shit right now I'm checking out.

what the fuck was that?

This cake was bananas; b-a-n-a-n-a-s. And yes, I baked it. And yes, I'm going to give up my singing career and become a baker now. And yes, it was the easiest cake I ever baked; felt like I didn't bake it at all. And finally, yes, it was for my grandmother :)

you can't deal with my infinite nature

Guess what shoes we're each wearing.

man, i wish bryan adams was still awesome

Went shopping with my mom and Jamie today. There was some crazy traffic, but without a doubt that "labor day crackdown" really helped keep the peace on the highways.

We all got a few things, which is making me think I definitely need to go through my dresser and throw away some shit I never wear. Yeah, it could happen.

I had a somewhat terrible headache from the horrible stench of some perfume in Urban Outfitters that didn't quit until about 11pm, but that didn't stop my mother from running through a trillion possible things she may or may not wear her new shoes with tomorrow.

I might as well be her personal stylist. But that's fine with me as long as she keeps up her end of our deal and wears in all my shoes when I'm a huge star. Or at least lets me wear her flip flops when my shoes destroy my feet. :)

that is so not a child

So, we went up to West Chester and visited a Matt, but not this Matt. We visited a Matt with a great deal of interesting stories and boils. Unfortunately, I didn't bother to take my camera to Dub-C so I could get a photo of that Matt so in honor of Matt's everywhere, here is a photo of a Matt wearing what this Matt might refer to as his "favorite" jacket. Whereas I would refer to it as his "dad" jacket. But what do I know about Matt's?

to the trees!

A local artist painted me. A pastel to be most accurate. Modeling is not a really a career I would ever be interested in nor would I ever imagine myself right for, but I guess I have good lines on my face; from an artist's perspective. Not wrinkles mind you, but facial structure. Kind of odd to be looked upon in the same way one might look at a fruit basket they're about to draw, but maybe at the same time refreshing. But fuck is it boring.

more catch up

Finally, places are getting the bright idea to not just make mini beef burgers. Now they're spreading their wings and making mini veggie burgers and turkey burgers in certain places. And I say, it's about time!

And damn, that angel food cake was the BOMB.
It's obviously not pictured.
It was eaten too quickly to be photographed.

playing a little catch up

Got my computer back. Finally, I can be anti-social again. Also, Best Buy is stupid. With every passing malfunction that requires interaction with a place of business, especially a large corporation, the more I think the Amish have the good life. Or possibly Buddhists. I don't know. I can't put into words what I'm thinking, but whew, in my mind, it's so prolific.

here's looking up your address

I had a "trying" day today. As in, I tried to do a lot of things and 50% of them were a poop shoot. But I can't really complain too much. In comparison to the people that caused a moderately large automobile accident on my street today, I had a pretty okay day. The air conditioning in my car is dead, the ATM in the Commerce bank was broken, OK Watch Shop is closed til Sept 17th, Isabelle lies on her "brb" signs, and Best Buy keeps lying about the due date of my computer, but at least I didn't get hauled off to the hospital on a gurney. Or worse, have to suffer the great torture that Gizmo had to endure while I rubber necked on the porch. GOD, SUCH TORMENT! I'm so glad I'm not Gizmo. He's got the toughest life ever.

it could be bullshit

I felt pretty shit today, but be that as it may, still made the trek up to Cinnaminson to get some work done. If James wasn't such a great person, I don't know if I'd still be able to work up there. Be that as it may, he told me about this thing called the Blood Type Diet. My brother heard of it and read off a slew of things that people with A type blood (like myself) shouldn't have and ironically enough, most of those foods I don't even like to begin with. I looked it up, though, and fuck if it doesn't say I'm not supposed to drink soda. FUCK THAT! Coca Cola and I are homies for life! If you're interested, and know your blood type, check it out.

on another note, don't be fooled by the above photo. Jamie isn't the new singer. But she has such a nervous lil whistle. Makes me want to pinch her cheek!

who fights about that?

Today I was dizzy. Very dizzy. All day. So dizzy that I didn't trust myself behind the wheel or carrying a computer. Got my mom to take me to Best Buy so she could help with both of those things, but Best Buy lied and it was all in vain. Could have just stayed home and felt the room spin. Later, my mom made dinner and I think when she gets these new knives she ordered on Sunday, she's going to get her own show on the Food Network. You should have seen her extravagant chopping moves. Those garlic cloves didn't know what hit them!

something really depressing, like a Baby Gap

I was going to try to get to bed a smidgen earlier than normal, but something distracted me. No, not Gizmo. Actually, it was The Fantastic Four. I wanted to see how they all got their powers so I thought I would only watch a few minutes of it and then next thing I knew, it was 5am. And it ended at 5:25 so I just stuck it out. The movie was rather stupid, but I guess it did suck me in. And I heard the 2nd one was even worse? Doesn't seem possible!

life's little obstacles

Today I finally met little Samuel Wyatt. This little guy is my brother's baby. I don't normally blog too, too much about my family, but I figure this picture alone is worth posting up. Since nobody tried to pressure or force me into the whole "hold the baby" situation, I was in the position to take too many photos. But considering the lack of baby pictures there seems to be of me in this house you can probably never have too many.

to be honest, I didn't want to live no mo'

I think we might make it to Octobot if we keep things moving along as expediently as we did tonight! And to think for the majority of today, I didn't think I'd even be able to make it up there. Furthermore, I need to work on rippin my vocals like Dave Grohl. I run out of rock after just a few songs. How does he do it?! How?!

i hate to hear the raindrops

You really have to watch what you wish for because when you finally get it, it'll not only be ten fold, but it'll be at a time when, yes, you needed the money, but it would have been nicer when you didn't "need" it so you could enjoy it rather than do all this work only to still be exactly as poor as you were before you developed carpal tunnel.

yeah, that was a run-on. my hands are too tired for good grammer.

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c'mon, we're not children

The state of my bracelet is worrisome.

Any day now it's going to fall off.

I just know it.

Better get started on a new one, toots!

everytime I think of you, I always catch my breath

Watch this and see me try to take a much too dark video and try to make it salvageable. On a similar note, if we're lucky, the computer will recognize the video camera and I'll get some better videos up here. At least, clearer ones. But I'm not making any promises. Thus far its USB connection port is all decoration!

ps. I'll upload "Open Letter" tomorrow, duder

I never tried to creat a "wow"

I was going to post with a video today, but of course, the video taken on MY camera is fucked up. In my heart of hearts, I knew it was going to. I've come to the final conclusion that anything longer than 3 minutes long gets fucked up. Three minutes in it starts skipping and stalling and then it'll fix itself eventually, but there's still a big chunk of it that's a complete mess. I'm about ready to give up! Tomorrow I'm not going to let myself forget my parent's camera which I went to all the trouble of clearing off for them. And it was so hard to do and all. They'll probably never even look at those pictures. Ironic since when I was looking at a really nice camera in Best Buy she said, "this is the kind of thing you guys should get me for Christmas." HA! If nice cameras were meant only to sit and collect dust then I'd agree, but hells to the no, I want that camera! But I'm told I have to buy Andrew a car before he'll get it for me. Hm. I don't think this camera is in my future.

lava, lava, love

Hello Tokyo is awesome. And even though their secrets are by far more spectacular than mine, I don't hate! Got nothing but love for this band from Brooklyn, NY (as they like to claim). Even if their drummer is kind of skeevy....

we were born to love one another

I was going to post with a poll today concerning something Matt wore to the movies to settle a "dispute" but something so much better happened that it had to be documented! Today I had a serious scare. I thought I lost my rings (pictured). I was so scared that I went so far as to call the last place Jamie and I ate at and everything. I could have laid claim to a ring that said "Kaitlyn" on it, but that would never fill the void that would be left without these two seriously, seriously important rings. It was a scary few hours. Every time I thought about not being able to EVER find them, I felt sick. I suppose I shouldn't put such a high premium on material things such as this, but the sentimental value makes them irreplaceable! And, they of course were in a stupid place. My mother and I seriously scoured the house and when I got home I searched my car and where were they? In the box where I keep all my dangly earrings. I have NO idea why I would have put them in there. I must have done it absent mindedly because the dangly earrings I wore yesterday were still out on the dresser. Must have meant to put the earrings in and put the rings in instead. Which is how I found them. I thought about everything I wore yesterday and tried to trace my steps that way. I even looked in my boots! haha But, be that as it may, they're safe and sound and on my finger and no doubt I'm going to be MUUUCCCCHHHH more careful! Little fuckers.

I could bend over and pick up a pencil

Today I went to an open mic that I was invited to in Pitman and came away with many kudos and got added to a bill on Saturday. Pitman would seem to be a tiny nowhere little place, but there was actually quite a little audience. And it was so quiet when I was up there that I swear you could hear a pin drop. People were actually listening. What a bizarre notion. And plus, I saw some acoustic metal and an awesome song about Jack the Ripper and Alligator Alcohol. And of course, I got a bad ass Blues Brothers record for $4.99. Apparently Pitman, NJ is where it's at.

I'm just an old hand that's been around a long time

Finally got a little karaoke fix at Woody's in Philly. I'd been there once years ago and was nearly accosted by a very aggressive Puerto Rican Lesbian. I guess either I was too intimidating in my rendition of "What's Up?" by the 4 Non Blondes or I wasn't lookin' too hot last night because I was completely ignored by all and any lesbians on the prowl. Or perhaps people supposed Jamie and I were a "thing". But I will have you know, we are brothers, not lovers, thank you very much. Anyway, check out this amazing video Jamie shot while I was in the bathroom. I heard it while I was in there, but I guess I really just didn't understand. Thank God I left my bag and camera behind. Enjoy!

ps. He's singing "Back to Black" by Amy Winehouse. I swear he is.

why did they make a Grease 2?

Today I went to yet another party. This time it was part going away party and part "congratulations you've been medically discharged from the air force" party - thus the little army man on my cupcake ready to introduce Jamie to her maker. It was one of the only parties I've attended in which being straight was not only in the minority, but was somewhat frowned upon. During pin the vagina on the amputee, I proved myself to be quite straight and pinned the vagina on her enormous cans. But that's quite alright, I'm pretty secure in my sexuality. Besides, I meant to do that, I had a goal in mind to make her a Vagina Super Hero! String up the battleship banner, boys; Mission Accomplished!

what's wrong, cats got your tongue?

My dear friend, Becky, one of my oldest of friends and probably the only girl in my grade that was happy that I got the role of Ariel in our spring concert, did something quite unthinkable. She graduated from college with two degrees. A teaching and math degree. The teaching one I might be able to accomplish, but a math degree? PAH! Not in my lifetime. She's an inspiration to me in the fact that she's living her dream. Despite the fact that some people find her "dreams" to be rather simple. Ever since I've known her, and I've known her since the 4th grade, she's wanted to be a 3rd grade teacher and that's what she's basically doing! If she can live out her childhood dreams, maybe there's hope for me yet. Despite how that my "dream" is rather improbable to say the least. Anyway, "congrads", cow!

so I proceeded to get drunk and cry

Since nothing can ever be done right when it's left to my parent's camera, which either runs out of memory because my mother wastes space during a show or they just never delete anything, here is yet another half video of a live performance of Jenell and the Yets. One of these damn days, I'm going to get EVERYTHING off this camera and get a good, clean, full song for you! Til then, enjoy some of "Favorite Face".

you guys should become invisible

Some people
find this look
to be totally erotic.

And to those
people..

You're welcome!

was that fun?

Good news, friends; tonight I was resurrected. My computer, on the other hand, made the ultimate sacrifice so I could go on and died today. I really didn't need that in my life, but all may not be lost. Though probably $200 will be. That's cheaper than getting a new computer and losing all my shit, but still, I'm seriously digging myself into quite a hole this summer. I've been trying to save money and yet now it's all going away. Just waiting for something terrible to happen to my car now. Any friggin' day now.
In other news, I'm getting a "blonde" complex.

wanna see me tapdance?

Jenell O'Boogie (January 7, 1984 - August 2, 2007) was a singer/songwriter from Southern New Jersey. She was listed on Joel Madden & Nicole Richie's Video Diary as one of the twelve "promising musicians of the new millennium" and was hailed as highly talented by such critics as Mel "Trouble" Torment, Jalisa Upson, and Roger Smith. However, her career was cut short when she died of an overdose of Pepsi on Thursday evening at age 23. She was the sister of Wilder Konschak, of Just Us League fame, and twin of Jamie Lynn McCarthy, bassist of the Yets.

holy cow, you do it to yourself, you do

This is my favorite shirt. It's a genuine vintage John Lennon shirt. My mother bought it in the 70s; it's a genuine, real deal Lennon shirt. It's pretty awesome. On the front, being somewhat distorted by my lucious locks, John is giving a peace sign and the clouds say "Imagine". On the back, it says "give peace a chance" in a cool sort of text. I've yet to find another "band shirt" or Beatles/Lennon memorabilia as awesome. If there was a fire, I'd want to take this shirt, the penguin Harry gave me, and.... hmm.. what else.... OH YEAH... Gizmo! ;)

edit: I would put the shirt on, grab the penguin and also my Lennon art and stick a few CMC photos in the plastic sleeve AND THEN grab Gizmo. though I'm pretty sure he'd be clung onto me and I'd have to put the shirt on the penguin instead.